I say NO to AARP, thank you very much

I am offended. OK, maybe just miffed, but what the hell, it's Friday. I deserve to be offended.

I just got an email from AARP. AAR fracking P! As in the American Association of "Give-me-my-senior-discount-dammit" Retired Persons. Now I may be on the dark side of 45, but I am nowhere near the age of AARP membership eligibility. And I cannot foresee retiring in the near or far future if the economy continues to tank. Granted, the email may have been an error or a SPAM attempt to get me to buy something. But take note! If you want to be on the sunny side of my disposition, do not imply that I am old. Now, let me go and take my nap!!